Using a toilet increases your well-being, inner peace and in other various ways, as mentioned often by hippies. One of the secrets of living healthily is using the toilet liberally, every day. The more time you spend on it, the more you feel good.

You must keep your toilet healthy. So every time you use it, you must flush it of the bad karma that previously came from you. To flush your toilet, push the lever on the big white part of the toilet.

How a toilet works
All food has bad and good karma. Food such as fruits and vegetables have more good karma, while foods duch as Doritos and Twinkies have more bad karma. This is where a toilet comes in. It gracefully accepts your bad karma, and deals with it on the pull of a lever. Some bad karma might still be stuck in transition from you and the toilet, so you can use karma paper on yourself, as shown here:

The karma bar it is on gives it good karma energy to fight the bad karma. Do not eat the karma paper or the karma bar, you may start sucking up bad karma where your bad karma comes out.

Before there were toilets people did other things to rid themselves of their bad karma. Some did it in the forest, but bears didn't like that since it was their place to rid themselves of their undesirable karma. Observe:

After trying the nearby forest, people tried doing it on the sidewalk. That didn't work out to well, since the rain spread everybody's bad karma around. But with the invention of the toilet, people's bad karma could be taken away quickly and easily! After the introduction of the toilet to modern society, mankind as a whole could think much more clearly.

We quickly moved from beating each other with sticks to being more civilized. People such as Edison especially used the toilet often, how else would he have cleared himself to think of all those inventions?

I hope I have educated you on the topic of toilets and what they can do for you. Good luck in your future toilet sessions, and may the bad karma leave you in the fastest way possible into your toilet.